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The human version of Grumpy cat.

The human version of Grumpy cat.

Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie Detectives Part II- now featuring Schmidt and Winston (part I)

“Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?”

(via sundaystorms)

Julius Pepperwood (and his gal Friday, Jessica Night): Zombie Detectives Part I (part II)

The night was inky hot. She strode into his office with a sense of purpose, place, another word here?  She had zombie legs that went on for miles. They were the kind of legs you could sink your teeth into. Pepperwood had two friends; one if you count his hat. The other was his gal Friday, Jessica Night.She was small in stature but not in spunk and a super annoying know it all. 

Queens Of The Stone Age

—Smooth Sailing

I’m burning bridges
I destroy the mirage
Oh, visions of collisions
Fuckin’ bon voyage

(Source: gonesovereign, via queenbandbabyduck)